Doll Sex, It Doesn’t Get Much Weirder Or More Real!
We’ve all seen, or at least heard about the blow up sex dolls. However what you probably don’t know is the technological advances that have changed the average sex doll in today’s sex toy market.
The dolls are not only looking more realistic (verses the balloon looking ones):
Jesse Jane’s Decadent Love Doll
But thanks to cyberskin advances ‘pieces’ that feel SO REAL can be bought such as the top rack:
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All the way to the back ends, some with even suction pads to keep her, I mean ‘it’, steady:
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| Fujiko’s Secret Passages | Carmen Luvana’s CyberSkin Pussy |
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| Ultra Realistic Juli Ashton | Suction-Base Pussy & Ass |
But then again some guys only care about one thing, and that’s the pussy!
Or just a good mouth:
Aria Giovanni’s Vibrating Mouth
But we shouldn’t forget the women now should we?
There’s realistic feeling extensions to make our men feel bigger than they are without feeling fake:
But then again, we don’t really need our men when we have things like this:
But I guess if he’s nice, we could share:
But only if he’s good. 
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Now you know how us girls love to find a good deal, and of course I just can’t keep quiet about it. Especially when so much FREE STUFF is being thrown my way!
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Ok, so what are some ideas for things to buy in order to get all your free stuff?
What about a video?
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Cloning a Pussy is the Next Cat’s Meow
Well all, I’m back from my 3 week vacation. I’ve had a lovely time and even attended some fetish classes so that I’m always well informed in bringing you the best in sex advice and more.
This little gem has hit the weird sex toy of the day chart:
TIP: Remove piercings before attempting mold.
I really can see how this can be an interesting item for both women AND men. I can not only show my lover where and how to orally service me the way I like it, but it also can become the perfect licking tease for an oral fixated man.
A great idea is to use the mold with chocolate instead. He’ll never forget that chocolate masterpiece you’ll give him for your anniversary.
Of course, the clone a willy kits have been out for years. I’ve actually bought this one and had my lover create one for my birthday. At first I thought I would simply use it when he wasn’t in the mood, but now he loves to use it on me himself so that I get the double lover effect. First his clone, then him to finish me off. I can’t tell you how he sends me to heaven like that!
Stockroom is the only store offering the Clone a Pussy and they do offer a free gift.
However if you are just interested in the clone a willy kit, then check out the one at Best Naughty Deals where they offer free shipping, a free gift, and if you sign up for the ‘hot deals’ email list you will receive 10% OFF your first order.
(Tip: Check your Hot Deals email before completing your order in order to receive your 10% off code.)
Bringing Indiana Jones into the Bedroom
Something about the hot steamy jungle, the rugged strong hero that somehow keeps the damsel in distress a hair away from certain death, really makes me hot.
The mature hero that snatches his lovely companion from the firetrap only to pin her against a wall and give her his best ‘this is why I’m alive’ kiss just can’t be forgotten.
And yes, a few of us more adventurous girls sometimes even fantasize of being the ‘smarter than film’ heroin who can handle the same whip, steal his hat, and save his ass a few times.
Why not? Its all fantasy, and everything is fair game in the bedroom.
Spicing up your sex life by exploring a fantasy together can be the hottest thing you’ll do all month!
This is why I love to find new films that inspire couples to be imaginative in the bedroom.
My main complaint is that there are far too few adult films like this one.
Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant
Carolina Jones takes you straight into the fantasy as she rescues the hero and try to escape to freedom together. With Evil Monks, Corrupt Guards, and more this video is topping the sex fantasy charts!
And of course, every woman wants a good deal, so here’s a free sex toy kit to go with your fantasy video, and if you sign up for ‘Hot Deals’ you receive 10% off!
(Note: Be sure to sign up for the Hot Deals before you complete your purchase to receive the 10% off.)
I bet he won’t say ‘no’ to watching this ‘girl movie’.
Fetish Wear for your Fem Dom
Wearing fetish wear is pretty normal at fetish events such as dungeon parties and maybe attending the local gay pride event, but what do you wear when you’re going to something a bit more low key? Like a ‘munch’ (it’s a kinky brunch – sort of) or, say, your rubber gimp suit is still stuck at the cleaners – What do you wear then?
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So whatever fetish wear you’re looking for you’re bound to find what your latex heart desires.
How Much is the Puppy Boy in the Window
Ever felt like a kitten? Licking your soft tongue up and down your lover’s flesh? Apparently I’m not the only one, and Michael Daniels tells us in his book WOOF! just how much some people love puppy play.
I almost put this in as the weird thing of the day but after looking to the accessories, well I started to think about the idea a bit more in depth. I mean, every woman needs a good faithful hound to keep her safe, right?
And with extra soft leather paws and a rubber chew bone to keep them quiet. How could we want anything else but to pet their heads and tell them what a good dog they are.
And at the end of the day we can put them to bed in their own puppy cage.
I think I’m starting to get into this, and wouldn’t it be worth it just to see them wiggle their cute puppy tail?
Caging the Ball and Chain
We’ve all heard of the ball and chain, but how many of us have actually wanted one? No, we’re not talking about whomever you married, but of course, you can use this on them.
The Stockroom has taken the ball and chain uses to a new level by creating the steel head cage, which turns your loved one INTO the ball, just waiting to have chain added, or for the full effect the steel fist mitts which are just perfect for … well, I dunno. But they look like they’d be a lot of fun!
Just don’t forget to put your toys away when you’re done playing with them. An ideal toy box is the jail cell or puppy cage, making your living plaything wait until you’re ready to play with them again.
Isn’t that how everyone should treat their ball and chain? I wonder what kind of lube doubles as a polish for these.
Cybersex Like You’ve Never Seen It Before!
I never saw the draw of the Sims games until I found out I could make my characters in Sims 2 have sex. After that I was downloading every kinky mod I could find and, well, to be honest, it ended up being a month long orgy in my little pixel houses. However after a while it became boring. I mean, there’s only so much you can do on your own.
Then last night I found out about the Red Light Center. It is a free adult chat system where you can have chat, socialize, search their personals section, and have cybersex with each other. I suddenly couldn’t keep my hands off my keyboard and once I got into the world it was hard to get me out.
I did find one sister site, YetAnotherPaper (You have to become a member of their site – its free – to view the videos.), which shows some videos taken in the cybersex room sections, and after seeing some of the kinky things that can be done there… well let’s just say I might not be getting all my real work done for a while.
So cum chat with me, I’m on as NaughtyGrl. (Notice the ‘i’ is missing.)
Excitement of Vintage Porn Magazines Under the Mattress
When I was little I used to play video games, and to admit I have a lot of siblings, is an understatement. So money was always a bit tight and limited the amount of games I could buy. Imagine my excitement when I found a video game store that would let me trade in my old games for new games! This store suddenly received all of my business, and the video game addiction business of every other child in my neighborhood.
So you can imagine my delight when I found YurMag today. My excitement is two fold, because not only will they buy my old Penthouse Letters magazines, and give me credit to buy other magazines with them, but they also sell vintage porn magazines. I just about creamed my panties looking over some of these magazines that I didn’t even know had existed!
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Like Joys of Erotica, and Pink. Which make me wonder if there were such a thing as breast implants back then? You mean, those breasts are real!? Be still my trembling heart!
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I couldn’t help but explore the more unusual areas, for example the lesbian porn sections that just ooze with cream filled goodness. Maybe the old dogs can teach this girl some new tricks!
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Not to mention my own personal fetishes of bisexual and gay porn. You’ll never look at a saddle the same way again. I know I sure won’t. Suddenly I want to go horseback riding in the country, and with views like this – who wouldn’t!?
And how can I resist the kink fetish areas that just pop new ideas into my head. These aren’t the perfect models that are just in it for the money. These are the women who love it!
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Speaking of loving it, YurMag has lots of information about the different models and issues, and I just had to share this one about ‘Little Oral Annie’.
Also sometimes credited as Annie Owens or Andrea Parducci she is a small 5’5” yet busty woman who attracted notice in the 1980’s from her immense love of giving oral, and particularly her deep throating skills. She was well known in Swedish Erotica series and many consider her part of the greatest wave of adult film actresses in history! Can you agree that great things come in small packages? I sure think so! And she proved it by starring in a series of fetish films in which she took both the dominant and submissive roles.
Ok, I admit, at this point I did cream my panties. This has been happening far too often lately.
Fetish Tying Our Kink Sex Store Comparison Site
We’ve improved ourselves! As if that’s possible.
The Best Naughty Deals site has been updated in order to provide a cleaner look and easier surfing for your favorite adult product.
I don’t think people realize how many fetish items we’ve been adding lately so I just have to show you my favorite of the day.
The word collars. These can be worn on a man’s arm as shown with the armband collar, or on the neck. Cuming in two sizes they certainly have peeked my interest. I just have to decide which word is right for me? I’m very tempted at the slut collar, and at $14.80 each they are a steal!
We’ve also added extra items icons to the site, so in the next days those will be showing up for different items. So be sure to look for those marked on sale or cuming with free items such as lube, magazines, and DVDs.
And be sure to tell your friends about the Best Naughty Deals site, where you can find which adult sex toy store has your favorite item at the cheapest price!